Ugh yea, that’s probably what would happen, so I’d rather keep it to my imagination haha… Seriously? Nic Cage? I mean he’s cool and all, in like roles that scream or whispers a lot and films w/ explosions. But really, Parker is in canon a very young and rather very handsome boy and both marvel fans and actual marvel writers/artist forget that!!!
Which Max? Max is such a common name in comics, alongside Frank, Hank and Ben.
Max Eisenhardt! Magneto!
Oh and do not talk to me about their absolute destruction of Victor Doom and Peter Quill ghhhhhhhhhhh——
An animated series may do well for Parker? Depends on the writers and which company owns him (Fox, Marvel, etc [I think it’s marvel]) to make such a show/movie. My main fears are him being demonised (not turning into a demon [dammit Parker] so much as being treated as a one-dimensional “villain”) or the writers making him very attractive and also being extremely apologetic of his actions (
basically what they did to magneto so everyone excuses him and oh he can do no wrong he’s just misunderstood—-) and, ghh, I don’t know.
I’d love an in-depth show/movie about him that really sticks to canon and makes him intimidating but true?
I also want a ridiculously red cape (coughs-clickthis-coughs) because reasons and the movies have a habit of dulling down the colours of everything.